My point actually.

There we were sitting in bed. Baby is asleep. You think we would be sleeping. But we like to talk sometimes. Just sometimes. 

We talk about the normal marriage stuff... day, sickness, dog, blah blah blah.

Then I express how I never had a new pillow before and I want one.

Matthew: "Why do you want a pillow? They are expensive."

Me: "I never had a NEW pillow before, I want to try it out."

Matthew: "You had a new pillow before! Remember... I bought a pillow and I did not like it so I gave it to you."

Me: "Which means it was not NEW."

So, I won. Yay!

This is why I love my husband.